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🌸 Will you go on a date with me? 🌸
I've been trying to find the right words for a while…
so I just built a whole website instead 😅
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WAIT YOU ACTUALLY SAID YES?? 😭
I was so ready for you to say no 😅
like I had a whole sad playlist queued up…
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So... when are you free? 📅
Pick a day that works for you —
I'll clear my whole schedule 🫡
What are we feeling? 🍽️✨
Pick your vibe — I'll handle the rest 😎
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Pizza
✓ picked!
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Sushi
✓ picked!
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Burgers
✓ picked!
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Pasta
✓ picked!
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Tacos
✓ picked!
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Ramen
✓ picked!
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glad you didn't say no.
be ready by 6. I'm coming to get you 🚗
P.S. I made this website just for you, no big deal.
one small fee 💸
to confirm your acceptance of this date, please complete the following transaction. totally normal, everyone does this.
Date Agreement™
Official Date Confirmation Package
$499
one-time fee · non-refundable · absolutely worth it
- My undivided attention for the evening
- Carefully curated playlist (your faves + mine)
- Guaranteed good time, or your money back*
- *money not actually back. obviously.
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it's a date!! 🎊
Can't wait 🥺✨
No $499 was actually charged.
You just owe me one perfect date 🌸